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Motivational Book Collection

admin — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 01:06:38 +0000

Motivational Book Collection

This impressive book collection contains three acclaimed motivational titles:

It’s Obvious You Won’t Survive By Your Wits Alone,
Words You Don’t Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review
Freedom’s Just Another Word for People Finding Out You’re Useless

Feel down in the dumps? Depressed with the mundaness that is 9 to 5? Scott Adams words of wisdom will have you in stitches, inspiration, and a euphoria of energy ready to tackle the politics of office survival!

Management Book Collection

admin — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:57:12 +0000

Management Book Collection

This collection contains three highly successful guides to the Dilbert mantra of management

Dogbert’s Top Secret Management Handbook
Random Acts of Management
Don’t Step in the Leadership

Specifically written for managers or aspiring managers, you will be taken on an insightful journey through top secret, classified corporate strategies; proven, effective management techniques – Dogbert style; and no-nonsense look on methods to enhance and strangle hold on your feeble underlings. Watch your employees shudder at your new found prowess!

A Treasury of Sunday Strips: Version 00

admin — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 00:42:23 +0000

A Treasury of Sunday Strips: Version 00

224 pages packed of Dilbert strips that have featured on Sundays paper – Many of which have never ever been printed in a book before. Take a nostalgic trip down memory lane. With such a large collection, many of these will be new for those who have missed their initial appearance in the paper.

Every strip continues Scott Adam’s trademark, office humour that has made Dilbert such an icon of the corporate world.

Paperback
224 pages

Fist of Death Kit

admin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 05:10:13 +0000

fist of death kit

Embrass your Fist of Death and expose management’s immoral abuse of power. Grrr..! Pow wow!

Kit contains

Alice Squeeze Toy
Alice Fist of Death Embroidered Cap in Faded Blue;
Design Your Own: Dilbert Strip Art – Small with 4.4.97 strip

Turbo Fuel (Dark Roast Coffee)

admin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 05:04:32 +0000

Wally Fuel - Turbo Fuel

Need an extra boost to get through to the day? Got a bit of 3-30itist? Crunch time of the project? Get a bit of a kick and quench some super turbo fuel.

12oz of Dark Roast Ground Coffee in a foil bag
Available in case quantities (buy 10 get 2 free)

Phantom Key Stroker V2

admin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 03:15:26 +0000

Phantom Key Stroker V2

The ultimate office prank. Watch with silent gratification as your victims struggle, squirm, and break down in frustration. Camouflaged as a USB stick, this device can be set to make random mouse movements, toggle CAPS Lock on/off, and type random words & phrases. Turn each setting on individually or all at once.

Time Delay between events
USB Powered
Compatible with Windows, Apple. and Linux (Caps Lock Toggle only works for Windows)

Dilbert Embroidered Cap

admin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 03:05:58 +0000

Dilbert Embroidered Cap

Your eyes are your greatest assets. Keep them in prestine working condition with this chic catching, stylish, low profile, fashion closure with grommet. Shield your precious from natural sunlight or office fluorescents and maintain optimal eye strain for 9 to 5, 40 hour monitor staring.

Port Authority® Garment-Washed Cap
100% cotton
6-panel construction
Low profile, fashion closure with grommet
Precision character embroidery

*This item uses on demand manufacturing. Any orders with this item may take up to two working days to process.

Staple Free Stapler

admin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 02:56:24 +0000

staple free stapler

The latest in bleeding edge technology! No it isn’t just for show. It really works. The ‘stapler’ cuts a flap, folds, and tucks into a tiny paper pocket. What’s a stapler called that doesn’t need staples? A Papler?

Put on your performance review for bonus green points. Be the envy of the office. Just be careful of everyone flocking to your cubical, especially if words gets out to middle management. You might actually need to pretend to do more work.

Environmentally friendly
Black

sample cut

12″ Dilbert Plush

admin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 02:48:34 +0000

12" Dilbert Plush

Dilbert plush form is ready to rock your office with his flip up tie, signature glasses and blank expression.

Measures 12” tall

The Complete Series DVD Set

admin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 02:43:27 +0000

The Complete Series DVD Set

Satirical, cynical, funny. The Complete Series DVD set features David Stern as Dilbert (and other recognizable voices), and contains all 30 full episodes, packing a hilarious punch for those who can identify with the recurrent irrationality of corporate culture.

Full Screen, Closed-captioned, Color
Run time: 6:14:00